British Wives

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman were discussing the infidelity of their wives.

“I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician”, said the Englishman, “because I found an electrician’s toolbox under her bed last night.”

“I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber”, said the Scotsman, “because last night I found a plunger under her bed”.

“I think my wife is having an affair with a horse”, said the Irishman, “because last night I found a jockey under her bed.”

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